Asperger Boomer Märchenstunde Teil 2

Putin und Saddam

Ich habe von dem Tucker Carlson Interview mit Vladimir Putin erwartet, dass Tucker Carlson genau so ein Suckup sein wird wie in seinem Interview mit dem linken Sodomit und Schauspieler Kevin Spacey. Tucker, jemand mit einer bipolar gestörten Mutter, hat es versucht so hinzustellen, als wäre der Sodomit, und persönliche Freund der Jeffrey Epstein Handlerin Ghislaine Maxwell, Spacey ein Opfer der woken #Metoo Hollywood Agenda, wenn Spacey die woke Hollywood Agenda verkörpert wie nur Wenige andere.

Für die neurechten Enkeltrickbetrüger ist es daher nicht gerade ein Balanceakt ihrem verblödeten, geringinformierten, und oft neurologisch abnormalen Publikum Stories vorzusetzen, die oberflächlich viel Zorn hervorlocken, und damit Klicks, doch bei genauerer Betrachtung widersprüchlich zueinander sind. Jeffrey Epstein ist der Bösewicht weil Bill Gates auf seiner Flugliste stand, dem Flugzeug und nicht der Eyes Wide Shut Gästeliste, weil der Bill Gates alle Boomer impfen will, die nur so in eine Restaurantkette dürfen um sich von illegalen Einwanderern bekochen zu lassen. Das Epstein umgeben ist von israelischen und russischen Kontaktleuten fällt dabei unter den Tisch, denn der idiotische Boomer wird niemals selbst etwas hinterfragen und sich darüber informieren, ob das, was er glaubt, wirklich den Tatsachen entspricht.

Und das Tucker-Putin Interview ist genau so eine Nummer. Es ist eine Wiederholung seiner Rede vom ersten Oktober 2022; Asperger Boomer Gequatsche über Nischenfakten der Geschichte.

Pentagon 2008 study claims Putin has Asperger's syndrome

WASHINGTON — A study from a Pentagon think tank theorizes that Russian President Vladimir Putin has Asperger's syndrome, "an autistic disorder which affects all of his decisions," according to the 2008 report obtained by USA TODAY.

Putin's "neurological development was significantly interrupted in infancy," wrote Brenda Connors, an expert in movement pattern analysis at the U.S. Naval War College in Newport, R.I. Studies of his movement, Connors wrote, reveal "that the Russian President carries a neurological abnormality."

- USA Today

Ich habe mich sehr an das Buch "Debriefing the President - The Interrogation of Saddam Hussein" von John Nixon erinnert gefühlt.

Bevor das Interview eigentlich beginnt "bittet" Putin für eine halbe Minute die Geschichte, den historischen Hintergrund der Situation erklären zu dürfen, was dann fast ununterbrochen für zwanzig Minuten los geht Einträge aus dem rus-history Fandom Lexicanum vorzulesen.

Er erzählt Tucker was von "Yaroslav dem Weisen" und einen Haufen Nonsens dass Moskau Anspruch hat auf die Ostukraine, in welcher die russischsprachigen Städte Luganda und Donbabwe erst im 19ten Jahrhundert von britischen Industriellen gebaut wurden, weil halt.

Tucker Carlson: I beg your pardon, can you tell us what period … I am losing track of where in history we are?

Vladimir Putin: It was in the 13th century.

blablablablabla

So that you don't think that I am inventing things… I'll give you these documents…

Tucker Carlson: It doesn’t sound like you are inventing it, but I am not sure why it’s relevant to what’s happened two years ago.

We have тhe Дocuments!!1

Aus "Debriefing the President":

Finally, there is Saddam Hussein himself. He was clearly a threat to U.S. interests in a part of the world that our government defined as vital. He took a proud and very advanced society and ground it into the dirt through his misrule. In the later stages of his rule, he became obsessed with his place in history and was scarcely engaged in foreign affairs. He seemed to want to compensate for his humble beginnings. In many respects, he was similar to the retiree who loves to watch the History Channel. He was fascinated by history but lacked the intellect to learn its lessons. Foreign policy decision-making increasingly passed into the hands of hard-liners like Iraqi vice president Taha Yasin Ramadan, RCC vice chair Izzat Ibrahim al-Duri, and former foreign minister Tariq Aziz. Unimaginative and combative, Ramadan and his circle repeatedly missed opportunities to break Iraq’s international isolation. More and more, Saddam was concerned with internal security and his leisure pursuits. In captivity, he would often refer to himself as the president of Iraq, but secondly he would say he was a “writer.” That made it very hard to square the latter-day Saddam with his earlier persona as the Butcher of Baghdad.

Putin verhält sich wie ein asperger Reichsboomer der dir was von den Dokumenten aus dem 13ten Jahrhundert erzählt, doch keinen Bezug herstellen kann, wie das für die Leute heute relevant ist. Wenn wir nach den Maßstäben gehen würden, dann hat Deutschland einen stärkeren historischen Anspruch auf das Memelland und sowieso auf das heute noch von Russland besetzte Königsberg. Doch wie die russische Regierung immer wieder auch in den letzten Jahren gezeigt hat erfindet sie gerne irgendwelche Verträge, wie die nicht-Erweiterung der NATO nach Osten, während sie die von ihr selbst unterzeichneten Verträge, wie das Minsker Abkommen, bricht.

Und genau so quatschen Reichsboomer immer etwas von Verträgen und Gesetzen, die sie nie gelesen haben, als wären Verträge der definierende Grundpfeiler der menschlichen Verfassung. Ginge es autistisch um irgendwelche Verträge, dann gilt immer noch das erste Reich, dass heilige Römische Reich, da Franz II. von Österreich zwar die Kaiserkrone ablegen konnte, doch nicht die Autorität hatte das Reich aufzulösen. Ist das für heute relevant? Nope. Und genau so wenig ist Putins Gelaber.

Tucker Carlson: May I ask… You are making the case that Ukraine, certain parts of Ukraine, Eastern Ukraine, in fact, has been Russia for hundreds of years, why wouldn’t you just take it when you became President 24 years ago? Your have nuclear weapons, they don’t. It’s actually your land. Why did you wait so long?

Vladimir Putin: I’ll tell you. I’m coming to that. This briefing is coming to an end. It might be boring, but it explains many things.

"May i ask"

"This briefing"

Tucker Carlson ist dort hin gekommen um Putin zu interviewen, etwas das westliche Journalisten gar nicht mehr machen weil der Typ eh nur lügt und Spam labert wie ein Wikipedia Voice-Bot, und dann wir er halt überflutet mit Walltext Passagen von einem Präsidenten, der zunehmend den Kontakt zur Realität in seinem Land verliert. Eben ein Rentner der fasziniert ist von Geschichte, doch dem der Intellekt fehlt seine Lektionen zu lernen. 

Dieses Interview wird wieder Doppelgänger Gerüchte befeuern.

Der Doppelgänger hat am Tag vorher den Wikipedia Eintrag "Russland" lesen müssen und ihm wurde gesagt er solle Zeit füllen ohne was Konkretes zu sagen.

Aus "Debriefing the President":

 I began poring over recent videos and photographs with CIA doctors. We figured Saddam was simply on a health kick. We were right, but it did not include giving up cigars.

Krongard interrupted me, saying, “We need to make sure this is Saddam and not one of those body doubles.” He was not going to tell Washington and the world that we had captured Saddam until we were absolutely sure the man wasn’t a body double. I wanted to yell, “For fuck’s sake, there are no body doubles!” But I decided that silence was the better part of valor.

The “body double” notion was the most persistent of the myths about Saddam and was a source of mild disagreement and some humor within the circle of Saddam watchers. Saddam supposedly had men who looked like him and could be used to stand in for him at public gatherings, as well as confuse Western intelligence agencies that might be thinking of assassinating him. This rumor began because, to Western eyes, many of the men who guarded Saddam bore a resemblance to the Iraqi dictator. That much was true. Perhaps it was because many of Saddam’s bodyguards were members of his extended family and shared some physical traits. I don’t know how many memos were written during the Clinton and George W. Bush presidencies knocking down the idea. But it still cropped up in the memoirs of people like Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and my former boss, George Tenet, director of the CIA from 1996 to 2004.

(Weeks later, during our formal debriefing of Saddam, we asked him if he had ever used a body double. He laughed and said to us, “How do you know you are not talking to one right now? Maybe I am the body double and the real Saddam is hiding.” He then threw his head back and laughed heartily. “No,” he said, “there is only one Saddam Hussein!”)

Saddam war sehr viel unterhaltsamer in Nixon's Buch als Putin in diesem Interview. Saddam raucht Zigarre, macht Witze, weiß ganz genau dass seine Söhne tot sind und er bald auch, und erkennt eine aussichtslose Situation an. Putin auf der anderen Seite ist langweilig, passiv-aggressiv, ressentimentvoll gegenüber der Geschichte und der heutigen Realität.

Putin: Moreover, I would like to share a very interesting story with you, I'll digress, it's a personal one. Somewhere in the early 80's, I went to Space and fucked a green Goblin on Mars.

Putin erzählt Leuten oft solche "persönlichen" Bullshit Stories. Sein Kampf mit der Ratte, das Kruzifix im Aschehaufen, je nachdem wen er gerade versucht zu manipulieren. Es dürfte nicht überraschen wenn die Born again Christian Story bei George W. Bush wirklich funktioniert haben sollte.

Vladimir Putin: I understand that my long speeches probably fall outside of the genre of an interview. That is why I asked you at the beginning: ”Are we going to have a serious talk or a show?“ You said — a serious talk. So bear with me please.

Aaaaaaalter die hätten Putin zur Dubrovka Theater Belagerung schicken sollen der hätte die Terroristen eher in den Tiefschlaf versetzt als das Geheimgas. 

We are coming to the point where the Soviet Ukraine was established.

Wiener, wiener wiener, wiener wieeeeeee-ner dädädädääää dädädädääää däääädääädäää

Ich überspringe jetzt ein paar Staffeln Tucker und Vlad bis zur NATO Osterweiterung.

At a meeting here in the Kremlin with the outgoing President Bill Clinton, right here in the next room, I said to him, I asked him, ” Bill, do you think if Russia asked to join NATO, do you think it would happen?“ Suddenly he said: ”You know, it's interesting, I think so.“ But in the evening, when we had dinner, he said, ”You know, I've talked to my team, no-no, it's not possible now.“ You can ask him, I think he will watch our interview, he'll confirm it. I wouldn't have said anything like that if it hadn't happened. Okay, well, it's impossible now.

Das ist nicht was passiert ist. Putin hat von der NATO erwartet eingeladen zu werden, denn der NATO Aufnahmeprozess sieht klar vor dass sich Länder bei der NATO bewerben müssen. Das war dem Putin dann zuwider.

Vladimir Putin: If he had said yes, the process of rapprochement would have commenced, and eventually it might have happened if we had seen some sincere wish on the side of our partners. But it didn't happen. Well, no means no, okay, fine.

"No means no, okay, fine"

Ein Rückblick vom 8ten Februar 2022:

Business Insider: Putin quoted song lyrics about rape and necrophilia to explain Russia's demands from Ukraine

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Putin criticized Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky for failing to implement the protocol, and referenced an obscene song lyric to demonstrate what he wanted.

"Whether you like it or don't like it, bear with it, my beauty," Putin said.

Russia experts noted that Putin appeared to be quoting from "Sleeping Beauty in a Coffin" by the Soviet-era punk rock group Red Mold.

"Sleeping beauty in a coffin, I crept up and fucked her. Like it, or dislike it, sleep my beauty," the English translation of the Russian lyrics reads.

Es ist einfach alles Bullshit was dieser Puffling erzählt und über den Mythos dass es irgendwelche Abmachungen gegeben hätte die NATO nicht nach Osten zu erweitern sind mittlerweile ganze Bücher geschrieben worden.

Tucker Carlson: You have described the connection between Russia and Ukraine; you have described Russia itself, a couple of times as Orthodox – that is central to your understanding of Russia. What does that mean for you? You are a Cristian leader by your own description. So what effect does that have on you?

Vladimir Putin: You know, as I already mentioned, in 988 Prince Vladimir himself was baptized following the example of his grandmother, Princess Olgablablablaaaaaa

Uuuurggggh der russische Geschichte als Pokemonsammlung von Vlodmir dem Weisen und Princess Olga der Baptierten. Ist die russische Geheimwaffe uns alle zu Tode zu langweilen?

Im Vergleich Saddam:

Saddam was often mischaracterized as a nonbeliever or as someone who used religion clumsily to promote his own political goals. Actually, he was not hostile to religion per se; he just demanded that he be allowed to control whatever religious activity there was in Iraq. Saddam was a believer, but—and this is a crucial distinction—on his own terms. In 1991, after the Gulf War, he brought religion and religious symbols more and more into Iraq’s public life.

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He would ask his guards what time it was. He wanted to know what time of day it was because he needed to perform his daily prayers. A lot of us thought this was a power thing—that Saddam pretended to be pious so he could exert some control over his routine. Not true. One of the interesting things I learned about Saddam was that, late in life, he became religious. He was not a Wahhabist, or a jihadist. Nor was his religious motivation because of some secret alliance with al-Qaeda. I think religion just seemed more important to him in the twilight of his life. It was a very personal decision on his part. But that did not stop Saddam from trying to use religion when he wanted to thwart our interrogation. Often when we would touch on subjects that Saddam didn’t want to discuss, he would begin to look around and say, “Where is the guard? I think it is time for my prayer!”

A funny thing happened one day when Saddam tried to use this tactic to fend us off. We had been speaking about WMD when he suddenly asked what time it was and said, “I think it’s time for my prayer.” Sure enough, ten minutes later the guard knocked on the door and said it was that time. Wanting to accommodate Saddam but also not let him feel he could dictate the timing and tempo of our debriefings, we told him we’d finish up and let him leave. As was our custom, we tried to end on a light note by talking about something nonconfrontational. Bruce began by saying that Saddam shared many comparisons with our sixteenth president, Abraham Lincoln. At this, Saddam’s ears perked up. How so, he asked. Well, Bruce continued, you both were presidents during a time of war, you both came from very humble roots, and you both had limited military backgrounds but found yourself commanding armies in life-and-death struggles. Saddam found this fascinating—so much so that when the guard knocked on the door to remind him that it was prayer time, Saddam waved him off because he was more interested in what Bruce had to say. Saddam felt the polygrapher was someone who had come to his senses and understood the true worth of the man sitting before him.

Putin erzählt Tucker nicht die George Bush Kreuz im Aschehaufen Bullshit Story. Stattdessen spergt er weiter Wikipedia Rus Lexicanum runter das alles sagt und nichts bedeutet.

Putin: You know, it’s not about external manifestations, it’s not about going to church every day or banging your head on the floor. It is in the heart. And our culture is so human-oriented. Dostoevsky, who is very well known in the West as the genius of Russian culture, Russian literature, spoke a lot about this, about the Russian soul.

LOL Putin ein Protestant? Wie Dostoevsky in "The Idiot" geschrieben hat "Roman Catholicism is even worse than atheism!". Dostoevsky, das "Genie der russischen Kultur", weil er sehr großzügig auf russische Kultur und seine Pathologien spottet. Doch ganz sicher ist das keine Orthodoxe Haltung, die Orthodoxie von der Russland-Fanboys uns die letzten zwanzig Jahre erzählen wollten sie würde zurückkehren, für die leere Kirchen gebaut werden, weil Orthodoxie eben nur Ritual ist, so dass der kroatische Jesuit Bartol Kasic über die Priester im serbischen Syrmia schrieb, diese kennen weder die Zehn Gebote, noch die Bedeutung des Kreuzes.

Es ist fake und Putin versucht nicht mal es zu verstecken.

Putin: After all, Western society is more pragmatic. Russian people think more about the eternal, about moral values. I don’t know, maybe you won’t agree with me, but Western culture is more pragmatic after all.

Er hat alle diese Jahreszahlen und Namen von Adeligen deren Knochen längst zu Staub zerfallen sind im Kopf, doch er sieht nicht was direkt vor seiner Nase ist.

Den westlichen Militärs wird vorgeworfen schwach und schwul zu sein, während die russische Regierung seine Fußlappenarmee aus den Gefängnissen auffüllen muss und Consumer Grade Microchips in seine Waffensysteme verbaut. 

Das ist eben der Grund wieso westliche Journalisten Putin nicht mehr interviewen, weil seine Antworten wertlos sind und er alles als Plattform für seine langweilige Moskau Lore nutzen will.

Eine halbwegs positive Sache in dem Interview gibt es allerdings.  

Tucker Carlson: I appreciate all the time you’ve given us. I just want to ask you one last question and it’s about someone who is very famous in the United States, probably not here. Evan Gershkovich who is the Wall Street Journal reporter, he is 32 and he’s been in prison for almost a year. This is a huge story in the United States and I just want to ask you directly without getting into details of your version of what happened, if as a sign of your decency you’ll be willing to release him to us and we’ll bring him back to the United States?

Vladimir Putin: We have done so many gestures of goodwill out of decency that I think we have run out of them.

Tucker pusht Putin zwei Mal wegen dem inhaftierten WSJ Reporter Evan Gershkovich.

Ich halte es natürlich für möglich dass Tucker damit seinen Weg zurück in die Corporate Medien finden will, wie eben Kevin Spacey zurück durfte nach Hollywood als alle Zeugen tot waren, doch wenn Tucker mit diesen Interview etwas zur Freilassung von Evan Gershkovich beitragen konnte ist es egal mit welcher Absicht er das getan hat.

Ich habe jetzt erstmal genug davon.